My attempt at making bread

Well, I tried to follow my friend's blog post at making bread (the gluten version) and well. Here's the picture version of how somehow went.



Looks like a mutant offspring.



The suspense is killing me.




The end product. Looks like a brick.



Buttery goodness.

Tasted alright, but I has a sad that it's not what I wanted. :(

Why I Like Jersey Shore (Shit is SO Cash)

A couple of my friends are wondering why I like Jersey Shore and they just can't believe that I'd like that kind of show. Well, I'll try to clear that up.

But first you gotta fist pump like a champ.




Ok, Jersey Shore is addictive for me. It's a reality show as you know and reality shows can be addicting for their nonsense. Well, Jersey Shore does just that. It's nonsensical fun retardedness. You can love and hate the characters both at the same time and it goes on for an hour. You wanna turn it off but you can't. Let me break down the characters for you.



This is Pauly D. When it comes to look like a guido, he's got it down...perfectly. He looks like John. Y'know...John?



But to be completely honest with you, despite looking like the stereotypical douchebag guido, Pauly D is drama free! He's the nicest dude in the house and he's pretty cool.




Now this is The Situation. You wanna talk about douchebags? The Situation IS a massive douche. He's likable, but a lot of times he comes off as a prick and that doesn't help him. He thinks he's IT and that's always a problem. It's nice that he wants to help people, but he still has that God complex.



Sammi calls herself "the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" well, she got the bitch part right. She really never is sweet and she likes to think of herself as the one. Most of the show revolves around her and Ronnie's relationship. It gets old.



Ronnie is a big fucking gorilla who is caught in the mayhem of Sam. Their relationship goes on through the entire show and it gets old. Ronnie can be really funny especially when he's drunk, but it's not cool seeing him when he's aggressive. But then again, a lot of boyfriends get aggressive in relationships when they get bad.



Jwoww is one of the more level-headed people of the show. Sam says she's sweet? Psh, Jenni (Jwoww's real name) is much more sweet of a person. Sure she may have fake tits, but what can you do? She's a good person and doesn't take shit. Good egg.



Angelina is a shady bitch. I find myself attracted to her even though she's done shit. I don't know, I'm on the fence with her. But just so you know, she's not on the whole first season and second season. She's not even on the third. She brought a lot of drama to the house, so that's saying something.



Vinny's a good kid. But to me, he always seems to feel like he's better than everybody else. It may just be me, but I don't know. There's a thing between him and Snooki that goes on, but who knows when and what and how.



Deena is new to the third season and she is labeled as another Snooki. I like her. She's a good person to a degree, but needs to get herself right a little. Deena is strictly love/hate so it's hard to say what is the deal with her.


And last but not least.



Snooki! I love Snooki. She's a very fun character and while there's a lot of things she does that's bullshit, it's all fun to laugh at. Like when she got so drunk she couldn't even figure out where the beach was and had to ask someone where it was when it was right there in front of her. A lot of people think she's an idiot....eh. I don't know. It does make me laugh that a lot of people like to think that she looks like this.




Yeah. I know South Park does parodies and spoofs of shows and characters and all that horseshit, but be a little more serious people. Anyways, that should kinda tell you why I like Jersey Shore, if you wanna know more, tell me and I shall.

Time to whine like an American cuz that's what Americans are good at

Recently on my devil box, I've seen two new commercials that are listed below:



and




Now you may ask....what do I have to complain about? Well, I find it racist. First off, I'm an overweight white guy living in suburbia Missouri and I'm the one who is offended? Bit odd, right? I don't know. I just find it offensive that they have the cashier/storekeeper a man of Middle Eastern and/or Indian descent and it's just stereotypical for the race of the people. Now I will admit that I have been to a convenience store before where the workers were all Indian, but that was one store and I haven't encountered it since.

But here I am being a massive hypocrite by saying....I find them somewhat amusing. Where the fuck is my mind? Up my ass. That's where.

Is there a line for some things?

I like to think so, but sadly a lot of people don't want to think there is or simply don't know there is a line and go past it without knowing. I just feel that there's a fine line between some things that should only go so far until you should stop and look at yourself and just say "what am I doing?" but even then it'll take a lot for them to do that. People are dense.

I think a prime example of what I'm talking about is the whole 9/11 patriotic thing that went on for 2-3 years. Now I can understand being there for your country and flashing the American flag and showing support....I can totally get that....for a year. but doing it for many years afterwards....it's a bit much. Like i said....there's a line. And may people continue to go past it and it's annoying.

I'm posting something new!.......Are ya?

I have a friend who has been posting these motivational posters on his FB through a Funnyisms.com sort of deal and when I look at them I can just imagine him looking at them and pondering at them and thinking whether some of the images are real or not and then thinking the images are new when they've been around since 2005. Similar sort of situation was on a forum with a person I know who has been on the forum a lot longer than me, who posts the well known gif of the japanese girl suplexing the man in the elevator. To him, it was new, but to the rest of the world, it was old.


tl;dr don't you hate it when someone posts a picture and says it's funny or new and it's not?

Friends?

Well, time for another sad post.

I love having friends. Only thing is that I don't really have any in real life and in the online world, I keep losing friends as of recent. I really don't want to keep losing friends, it sucks losing friends whether it's real life or internet. I wanna make more, but it's hard enough because I'm a SAP in some ways. I'm pitted with a problem though, I feel like even though some people are cool with being friends with me and talking with me, I feel they don't wanna talk to me all the time. It kinda bums me out, because I like to talk a lot, and it's good to talk, don't you agree? Though it may just be that they're busy or just not really in the IMing mood for anybody which can be understandable I guess, but still. I just hope I can make some more friends or at least get some more convos going soon.

I wish Scooby Doo would die a fiery death

I don't see why they continue this series of super incredibly unfunny, very predictable cartoon. The whole thing makes my head hurt and is just retarded in so many ways. Seeing as to how the show was made in 1969 and that was the age of drugs and peace, we know that Shaggy is a pothead and he's always got the munchies. It continues even after the whole hippie culture has been dead for 40 years. He and Scooby continue to eat EVERYTHING in their path and everybody acts surprised or angry and it's like....it's fucking old. I never saw the appeal to this show at all. There was only one episode I liked and that was when Batman and Robin were guests in a 1969 episode...other than that, the show can eat my shit.